September 2009
1 post
You: you don\'t even know what i look like
Stranger: still...
You: what if i\'m like immensely obese
Stranger: then that wouldnt be such a good idea
Stranger: hah
You: uh yeah ew!
You: that\'d be so nasty
Stranger: definitely
You: i\'d kill myself if i were obese
Stranger: hahhaha
You: seriously. i would
Stranger: id probably just lose the weight if i was
You: i\'d feel so bad for the people that have to get ride of my body though
You: yeah okay.. maybe i\'d try that first
Stranger: probbly a better idea
You: yeah..
August 2009
103 posts
Stranger: whre r u?
You: not sure
You: lemme chek
You: LOL
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: u must be retard
Stranger: LOL}
You: nah
You: im on a plane
You: BITCH
You: u?
Stranger: where r u goin? Singapore
You: nah bro
You: canada
Stranger: cool.
You: LOL GULLIBLE
You: U must be retard
You: lol u gullible bro
You: r u bro?
Stranger: hi
You: want sum candy?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how do i get it
You: u shure ur nt allergic?
You: godda be shure 1st
Stranger: i am sure
You: u mite die
You: :(
Stranger: r u a guy
Stranger: or girl
You: lemme chek
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candy
Stranger: m or m
Stranger: mor f
You: dunno
Stranger: do u have a dick or vagina
You: sed dun knoww
You: wai yu wunna kno?
You: nosey as fuck
Stranger: U DONT NO IF U R A GUY OR A GIRL
You: no :(
You: asl?
Stranger: !!!!!!!
Stranger: 20 m usa
Stranger: u
You: 56 dunnow usa
Stranger: ewww 56
You: ewww 20
You: demilovato69?
Stranger: -_-; who\'s that?
You: the one who will rule the world
You: seeking for revenge
Stranger: -_-;;;; i think you\'re weird lol
You: and u will pelad for mercy
You: how come u say that
Stranger: lol
You: u dont noe me
Stranger: it\'s my guessing.
You: u r the one who is weird
You: because ure not demilovato69
Stranger: lol
Stranger: llolololololol
You: u will be turned into zombiesssss
You: watch outtttttttttttt
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: you\'re really fun
Stranger: lol
You: zzzzzㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
You: i can too
You: i can do
Stranger: lol
You: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: aren\'t you korean? lol
Stranger: you just copied them, right?
Stranger: lol
You: ㅕ\'ㄱㄷ ㅜㅐㅅ 솓 ㅐㅟㅛ ㅐㅜㄷ
You: no i did not
You: u\'re not the only one u noe
You: im not korean
Stranger: ?
You: im demilovato69
Stranger: but you can write korean lol
You: everyone can
You: what makes u think
You: koreans are the only ppl who can write hangel?
You: 맞지?
Stranger: .........
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: 뭐에요
You: nothinggggggg
Stranger: lol
You: im goin to prove to u
Stranger: aren\'t you really Korean?
You: that not only koreans are the one who can write in hangel
You: no im nott
Stranger: it\'s so ridiculous lol
You: im not korean
Stranger: wow i didn\'t know that
You: u r the one who is
Stranger: and where are you from?
You: because u r not demilovato69
You: im from the planet earth
Stranger: boo!
You: how do u know my name?
Stranger: cuz im smart
You: im boo
Stranger: hi boo
You: from monster inc
Stranger: im sue boo
You: boo yah!!~
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: boo is cute
Stranger: lol
You: i noe
You: very cute
Stranger: yeah and sue is hot too
You: who is sue?
Stranger: meee
You: demilovato69?
You: demilovato69 ftw!
Stranger: i don\'t know what that is but okay
You: yeay
You: thanks for agreeing
You: im having a hard time
You: convinving ppl
You: that demilovato69 is da thing
Stranger: oookay boo
Stranger: da thing? what\'s da thing buddy
Stranger: plz explain it to me
You: u dunno?
You: too bad
Stranger: i don\'t know
You: u could have been my soulmate
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Stranger: make me cum
You: demilovato69
You: i noe u will cum to that
Stranger: wats that
You: u dunno?
You: so then
You: how am i supposed to make u cum?
You: loser
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Stranger: Hello
You: hello
You: i am who should not be named
You: 안녕
Stranger: OMG!!!!
Stranger: STUPEFY!!!
Stranger: EXPELLIARMUS!!!
You: abracadabra
You: is that u potter?
Stranger: ACCIO DRAGON!
Stranger: ahhhhhhhh shit!!!
You: what r u doing here on omegle?
You: playing with muggles i bet?
Stranger: IMPEDIMENTA DRAGON!
You: u r going to be expelled
Stranger: IMPEDIMENTA DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: demilovato69?
You: lol
You: speechless for demilovato69 potter?
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You: 1st!
Stranger: yess
Stranger: :)
You: hellow
Stranger: hello
You: mellow
You: what do u want to talk abt?
Stranger: yellow
Stranger: :D
You: fellow
Stranger: ı want to tolk abaut sex
Stranger: ım horny
You: duh
You: boring
You: go watch porn
You: or something
Stranger: ı wannt to
Stranger: watch you
You: then google
You: \"you\" in the net
You: then you;ll find you
You: daa
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Stranger: Hi
You: Do you sparkle?
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You: I\'m a ninja
Stranger: ME TOO!
You: Keep it down!! They\'re spying on us
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You: I TOLD YOU!
Stranger: What?
You: I TOLD THEM! I TOLD ALL OF YOU! MALFOY IS A DEATHEATER!
Stranger: Holy shit!
You: Now dumbledore\'s dead. And we\'re all DOOOOMED! DEAD! DONE FOR!
Stranger: NO SHIT! UHM, wait don\'t panic. uhm wait no shit stop freaking me out! okay here\'s the plan! uhm, wait i don\'t know. SHIT THIS IS BAD!
You: I love you.
Thank you for your submissions - they have not been ignored. There is a queue set to begin tomorrow morning.
Stranger: hi
You: I am sassmaster
Stranger: random
You: aka Cock Goblin
You: how\'re you today?
Stranger: cock goblin
Stranger: wtf
You: COCK GOBLIN FTW
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You: hello
Stranger: I\'m watching you
You: o rly?
Stranger: Remember that when you go to sleep tonight
You: demilovato69?
Stranger: wtfh
You: demilovato69?
Stranger: hell-to-the-no
You: u said that ure watching me
You: DEMILOVATO69
Stranger: third time ive talked to you, what does that mean
You: demi
You: lovato
You: 69
Stranger: i dont ge it
You: and you never will.
Stranger: NOMSA?
Stranger: IS THAT YOU?
Stranger: ARE YOU THERE?
Stranger: HELLO?
You: that is ridiculous to look for one person on omegle
Stranger: NOMSA
Stranger: NOMSA
You: there are more than 3000 people online
You: and you\'re looking for 1 person!?
Stranger: I NEED YOU NOMSA
Stranger: SHIT
You: NO, YOU NEED HELP!
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Stranger: are u going to disconnect? because i am not a girl !
You: no
You: im going to disconnect
You: if u r not
You: demilovato69
Stranger: why ? u girl?
You: demilovato69?
You: or leave
Stranger: i don t know ? demilovato69? waht?
Stranger: it s cyber sex?
You: no
You: better
You: the one with demilovato69
You: will rule the world
You: are u in?
Stranger: no
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You: demilovato69?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: no
Stranger: :D
You: too bad
You: :(
Stranger: what\'s wrong? ;)
You: u will not survive
You: if u r not demilovato69
Stranger: i will survive!!
Stranger: :D
You: no u not
Stranger: yep i will ;)
You: noooo
Stranger: yeeeeeeeesss
You: nooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: yep ;))))))))
You: y r u so tubborn?
Stranger: how old r u?
You: *stubborn?
Stranger: i dunno :D
You: 38
You: will u believe me?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: no :D
You: i was born in the year 69
You: will u believe me?
Stranger: so you can\'t be 38 if you were born in 69 ;)
You: so whats the point
You: the point is u will not survive anywayy
Stranger: i will! :D
You: no
Stranger: so how old r you, seriously? ;)
You: because u r not demilovato69, period
You: plz do not change the subject
You: kk byee
Stranger: :DD
Stranger: OKAY I AM DEMILOVATO69 :D
You: epic win
You: i winnn!!!!
Stranger: xDDDDDDDD
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: my friend..
You: DEMILOVATO69?
Stranger: means??
You: THE FUTURE.
You have disconnected.
Stranger: WINGARDIUM LEVIOS--- Your fat
You: actually, it\'s you\'re. if you\'re going to insult me, please, do it properly.
Stranger: Oh no grammar nazi :(
Stranger: WINGARDIUM LEVIOS--- You\'re fat
Stranger: Better?
You: yes, much, i appreciate it.
Stranger: yay
Stranger: Let\'s be friends
You: uhm not too sure if i wanna be friends with someone who called me fat, but you obviously like harry potter so i guess i\'m willing to see past that (: what\'s up?
Stranger: YOUR MUM! I HATE YOU NAO!
Stranger: sorry I amd like a psycho guy like good bad bipolar
Stranger: getb it
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Stranger: hi
You: hullo
Stranger: what up
You: nm what it is to?
You: yo*
You:
You: word
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: ?
You: \\o/
You: -cheering-
Stranger: fail.
You: YOU FAIL!
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Stranger: Do females of other species get PMS?
You: Are you of another species?
Stranger: I could be.
You: Very true.
Stranger: If not, why do female humans get PMS?
You: You should google it.
You: Google is like God.
You: Except better.
Stranger: Hm, apparently they do.
Stranger: At least, dogs do.
You: o.o Wow.
You: demilovato69?
Stranger: Pardon me?
You: Dang.
You: You have not lived, my friend.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi!
Stranger: how are you?
You:
You: It just said to say \"hi!\"
You: -panics-
Stranger: where are you form?
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi! :]
Stranger: where are you form?
You: hi!
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Hello, fellow redditor.
You: D E M I L O V A T O 6 9
Stranger: Otra vez vos flaco?
Stranger: Ya saliste ayer
Stranger: Quien carajo sos?
You: You are like GOD
You: o.o except better
Stranger: Why so?
You: monkies.
Stranger: I see
You: quite.
You: o.o
You: Do you know of the house on a curb on a hill?
You: That is I.
You: You fail to speak.
You: This saddens Buddha.
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Stranger: 5 things ur wearin, go
You: DEMILOVATO69!
Stranger: tumblr still
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Stranger: i know your gonna ask so 22 m usa
You: Actually, I wasn\'t. But I WAS going to say: demilovato69
You: o.o
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Stranger: Male // English Speaking // No Hornys // No Perverts // No Communists // No people with the name \'Ryan\' and/or \'Behzad\' // No Carnivores // No one claiming to be \'Usain Bolt\' // No one that attended the funeral of Michael Jackson
You: demilovato69
Stranger: :|
You: :]
Stranger: No one that saw vanessa hudgens nude?
Stranger: UR DISCOUNTED NOW
Stranger: oooooooooooooo
You: LONG LIVE MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHH
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Stranger: FISHHHCOCKSSSS????????
You: DEMILOVATO69???
Stranger: i found you!!!
Stranger: yesss
Stranger: i know you!
Stranger: its selenaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: omg!
You: MOM!
Stranger: no
Stranger: selena gomez asshol
Stranger: e
Stranger: remember?
You: Dad?
Stranger: i tod you i saw taylors cock?!
Stranger: you saw roberts
Stranger: no?
Stranger: fuck you.
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You: Hi o.o
Stranger: helloOOoOOoo
You: How are yoOOoOOoou?
Stranger: im AIGHT. could be BETTERRR
Stranger: how is YOUUuUuUu
You: I\'m wonDERFUL now that YOUUuUuUu are heeeerrre.
Stranger: ;D
You: I LOVe YoouU
You: YouUu are the ONEE
You: MarRY Me?
You: PleeeeeeaaaAaaAAAaaAAaaAAase?
You: OhhhHhhHHHhhh, my LOVVE!1!!!!!111!! Please, don\'t be SILENT about OUr LOVE!
You: IT IS FAaaaAAAaaaAAAAAAAaAAaAAaATE!
You: o.o
You: I\'m tracing your ConvERSATION so we can be TOGETHERrrR okaAy?
You: Don\'t worry, I\'ll FINdYOU my Love.
Stranger: IM SORRY
Stranger: AND YES ILL MARRY YOUuUuUu
Stranger: TRace the FUCK OUT OF meeeeEe
You: YAY!!!!♥!
You: Have my BabbiIIIIiies?
Stranger: AWW YETH
You: DEeeEEEeMiLOVATO69?
Stranger: @ILoVelez.COm
You: :/ Aww dang. You fail. Sad. I thought you were the one.
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Stranger: hy
Stranger: hey
You: hy
Stranger: your clearly an ass.
You: DEMILOVATO69?
Stranger: obviously.
Stranger: you are
Stranger: scumbag.
You: oo that\'s even better than an ass :]
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 17. I\'m on a quest o.o
Stranger: whats that?
You: Searching for others who know the code.
You:
Stranger: oh your fucking cool.
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“HIIIIIIIIIIIIII”
Hi to you too. That’s great. But really, but you should be saying that to strangers on Omegle, not us. Thanks, though.
You: demilovato69?
Stranger: ?
You: Tis the future.
Stranger: right
You: The end approaches.
Stranger: sure
You: grab your helmets and cockroaches
Stranger: wtf
You: for they hold the secret to surviving the oncoming slaughter
You: they will never die
You: they are an eternal race
You: disgusting as they are
Stranger: thats not true
Stranger: iv killed one
You: Yes, but ultimately, only they will survive the impending doom
Stranger: bet u r american
You: Bet you can\'t se proper grammar and sentence structure.
You: use*
Stranger: bet you cannot spell
You: Bet I can correct my mistakes o.o
Stranger: oh, sorry for not typing correctly...
Stranger: at least I am not a fucking crazy nutcase
You: THE FUTUUUUUUURE!
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You: demilovato69?
Stranger: I\'ve got a treacle-waffle :D
Stranger: I LOVE DEMI
You: what?
You: demilovato69?
Stranger: no
Stranger: demi lovato do not come here
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Stranger: DEMILOVATO69
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They left before I could type anything. D: We could have had something.
Stranger: WOOOHOO BOOBIES
You: demilovato69
You: :L
Stranger: OH KAY BAI, I\'LL SEE YOU AT THE GLORY HOLE LATER
Stranger: whats goodd baby?
You: apple pies are goood.
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Stranger: hi
You: demilavato69
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
You: you?
Stranger: im m
Stranger: got any pics?
You: how old?
Stranger: 18
You: turn on the disney channel.
You: you will see me there.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: your funny
Stranger: you ugly sket
Stranger: fuck off you cunt
You: I AM DEMILAVATO69! YOU DO NOT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!
You: DEMILAVATO MAD!
You: DEMILAVATO SMASH!
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You: demilavato69
Stranger: krsgaşekjştsdk
You: no.
You: demilavato69
Stranger: what\'s that
You: THE FUTURE!
Stranger: oh sweet jesus no!
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Stranger: Hey
Stranger: are you a guy?
You: are you DEMILOVATO69!?!
Stranger: *kills self*
You: I win.
Stranger: demi lavato *vomits*
You: Then you board the failboat.
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Stranger: wat is up my bruva
You: demilovato69
Stranger: SHUT UP
Stranger: SHUT UYUUUAPPPPPP!P!P!!
Stranger: for the love of god
You: ¬.¬
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Stranger: oi
You: do not oi
You: demilovato69.
Stranger: I'm just 12 years old dude
You: demilovato69
You: demilovato69
You: no?
Stranger: what hell is that?
You: THE FUTURE
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Stranger: oh romeo
Stranger: where are you romeo?
You: with demilovato. 69.
You: sorry ._.
Stranger: oooh no :O
Stranger: dont say that!
Stranger: you are lying!
You: don't say what?
You: demilovato69?
Stranger: yes
You: Everyone's with demi.
Stranger: i had talk with him
Stranger: ._.
You: Are you with demi?
Stranger: no,im not
Stranger: im alone
You: tumblr.com. It's coming.
Stranger: PENIS IN THE MOUTH.
You: DEMILOVATO69
Stranger: NO
You: DEMILOVATO69
You: DEMI
Stranger: fuck.
You: LOVATO
You: 69
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You: DEMILOVATO69
Stranger: i have chat with her 3 times
You: Really?
You: Was it fun?
Stranger: He has disconect
You: Hey
You: How're you?
Stranger: Pretty Odd. BAHAHHAHAHAHA.
You: Have you heard about the revolution?
Stranger: No, but i laugh at my own crappy jokes. :D
You: demilovato69?
Stranger: mileycyrus666?
You: you wish, sicko
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Stranger: hi
You: Hey, have you heard about the tumblr revolution?
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Heh, wouldn't it spoil the mood if I were to shout "demilovato69" right now?
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Stranger: hello
You: demilovato69?
Stranger: harshlovat39
You: fail.
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: Hey
You: Have you heard about that revolution from Tumblr?
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Stranger: what is demi lovato 69?
You: the future.
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