- You: you don\'t even know what i look like
- Stranger: still...
- You: what if i\'m like immensely obese
- Stranger: then that wouldnt be such a good idea
- Stranger: hah
- You: uh yeah ew!
- You: that\'d be so nasty
- Stranger: definitely
- You: i\'d kill myself if i were obese
- Stranger: hahhaha
- You: seriously. i would
- Stranger: id probably just lose the weight if i was
- You: i\'d feel so bad for the people that have to get ride of my body though
- You: yeah okay.. maybe i\'d try that first
- Stranger: probbly a better idea
- You: yeah..
DEMILOVATO69?! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
The reason Omegle is an odd place :P
Caused some chaos? Or been a victim?
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Get out there, and hope you don't bump into one of us :P
This is not our fault:
Not Eleni's,
nor Isaac's
nor Abeee's.
(the views expressed in these chats are not necessarily our own. For that, at least, we cannot be held accountable. Also, we reserve the right to cut out bits like "stranger typing". If you complain, we'll shoot -your- dog.)
Caused some chaos? Or been a victim?
Omegle Chat Submission
Get out there, and hope you don't bump into one of us :P
This is not our fault:
Not Eleni's,
nor Isaac's
nor Abeee's.
(the views expressed in these chats are not necessarily our own. For that, at least, we cannot be held accountable. Also, we reserve the right to cut out bits like "stranger typing". If you complain, we'll shoot -your- dog.)
September 23, 2009
August 29, 2009
- Stranger: whre r u?
- You: not sure
- You: lemme chek
- You: LOL
- Stranger: LOL
- Stranger: u must be retard
- Stranger: LOL}
- You: nah
- You: im on a plane
- You: BITCH
- You: u?
- Stranger: where r u goin? Singapore
- You: nah bro
- You: canada
- Stranger: cool.
- You: LOL GULLIBLE
- You: U must be retard
- You: lol u gullible bro
- You: r u bro?
- Stranger: hi
- You: want sum candy?
- Stranger: ok
- Stranger: how do i get it
- You: u shure ur nt allergic?
- You: godda be shure 1st
- Stranger: i am sure
- You: u mite die
- You: :(
- Stranger: r u a guy
- Stranger: or girl
- You: lemme chek
- You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candy
- Stranger: m or m
- Stranger: mor f
- You: dunno
- Stranger: do u have a dick or vagina
- You: sed dun knoww
- You: wai yu wunna kno?
- You: nosey as fuck
- Stranger: U DONT NO IF U R A GUY OR A GIRL
- You: no :(
- You: asl?
- Stranger: !!!!!!!
- Stranger: 20 m usa
- Stranger: u
- You: 56 dunnow usa
- Stranger: ewww 56
- You: ewww 20
August 20, 2009
- You: demilovato69?
- Stranger: -_-; who\'s that?
- You: the one who will rule the world
- You: seeking for revenge
- Stranger: -_-;;;; i think you\'re weird lol
- You: and u will pelad for mercy
- You: how come u say that
- Stranger: lol
- You: u dont noe me
- Stranger: it\'s my guessing.
- You: u r the one who is weird
- You: because ure not demilovato69
- Stranger: lol
- Stranger: llolololololol
- You: u will be turned into zombiesssss
- You: watch outtttttttttttt
- Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Stranger: you\'re really fun
- Stranger: lol
- You: zzzzzㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- You: i can too
- You: i can do
- Stranger: lol
- You: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Stranger: aren\'t you korean? lol
- Stranger: you just copied them, right?
- Stranger: lol
- You: ㅕ\'ㄱㄷ ㅜㅐㅅ 솓 ㅐㅟㅛ ㅐㅜㄷ
- You: no i did not
- You: u\'re not the only one u noe
- You: im not korean
- Stranger: ?
- You: im demilovato69
- Stranger: but you can write korean lol
- You: everyone can
- You: what makes u think
- You: koreans are the only ppl who can write hangel?
- You: 맞지?
- Stranger: .........
- Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Stranger: 뭐에요
- You: nothinggggggg
- Stranger: lol
- You: im goin to prove to u
- Stranger: aren\'t you really Korean?
- You: that not only koreans are the one who can write in hangel
- You: no im nott
- Stranger: it\'s so ridiculous lol
- You: im not korean
- Stranger: wow i didn\'t know that
- You: u r the one who is
- Stranger: and where are you from?
- You: because u r not demilovato69
- You: im from the planet earth
- Stranger: boo!
- You: how do u know my name?
- Stranger: cuz im smart
- You: im boo
- Stranger: hi boo
- You: from monster inc
- Stranger: im sue boo
- You: boo yah!!~
- Stranger: awesome
- Stranger: boo is cute
- Stranger: lol
- You: i noe
- You: very cute
- Stranger: yeah and sue is hot too
- You: who is sue?
- Stranger: meee
- You: demilovato69?
- You: demilovato69 ftw!
- Stranger: i don\'t know what that is but okay
- You: yeay
- You: thanks for agreeing
- You: im having a hard time
- You: convinving ppl
- You: that demilovato69 is da thing
- Stranger: oookay boo
- Stranger: da thing? what\'s da thing buddy
- Stranger: plz explain it to me
- You: u dunno?
- You: too bad
- Stranger: i don\'t know
- You: u could have been my soulmate
- You have disconnected.
August 19, 2009
- Stranger: make me cum
- You: demilovato69
- You: i noe u will cum to that
- Stranger: wats that
- You: u dunno?
- You: so then
- You: how am i supposed to make u cum?
- You: loser
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
- Stranger: Hello
- You: hello
- You: i am who should not be named
- You: 안녕
- Stranger: OMG!!!!
- Stranger: STUPEFY!!!
- Stranger: EXPELLIARMUS!!!
- You: abracadabra
- You: is that u potter?
- Stranger: ACCIO DRAGON!
- Stranger: ahhhhhhhh shit!!!
- You: what r u doing here on omegle?
- You: playing with muggles i bet?
- Stranger: IMPEDIMENTA DRAGON!
- You: u r going to be expelled
- Stranger: IMPEDIMENTA DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- You: demilovato69?
- You: lol
- You: speechless for demilovato69 potter?
- You have disconnected.
- You: 1st!
- Stranger: yess
- Stranger: :)
- You: hellow
- Stranger: hello
- You: mellow
- You: what do u want to talk abt?
- Stranger: yellow
- Stranger: :D
- You: fellow
- Stranger: ı want to tolk abaut sex
- Stranger: ım horny
- You: duh
- You: boring
- You: go watch porn
- You: or something
- Stranger: ı wannt to
- Stranger: watch you
- You: then google
- You: \"you\" in the net
- You: then you;ll find you
- You: daa
- You have disconnected.
- You: I\'m a ninja
- Stranger: ME TOO!
- You: Keep it down!! They\'re spying on us
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.